February 2012
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I don't like the ones compared to older bands, but...
Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind, but now all your love is wasted. And then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap and you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out... It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
Seriously, it's old. He's a (rich, fabulous,...
meme blogger: justin bieber is a girl
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Sometimes
All I think about is how awesome it would be to have
LASER VISION
But then of all the potential sad side effects involved.
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I changed my picture. It’s me. In my new tie, which I like so much. I don’t smile for pictures because I don’t think that I can smile for a camera in a way that doesn’t look purely ridiculous.
Which isn’t to say I’m not a happy person!
GAH. I’M JUST SO FUCKING HAPPY, I CAN’T EXPRESS ALL MY EMOTIONS.
Also I fucking like this new tie.
Also my...
“When your mother hits you, do not strike back. When the boys call asking your...”
– “Unsolicited Advice to Adolescent Girls With Crooked Teeth and Pink Hair,” Jeanann Verlee (via floralnymph)
This reminds me of my mother, for some reason.
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Angry people on facebook. If you really don’t give a fuck, then why care enough to let everyone know.
I interrupt the various bouts of rage and anger on...
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dicksfordinner replied to your photo: Everything that can be said on this matter has…
I wonder if you could say that making men impossibly huge/muscular is sexualization since male sexuality is linked to power, not to physical “beauty” like women are ie bigorexia versus anorexia.
Eh,…
Oh good, I don’t need to ever be hitting that gym then. Just gotta keep my charm, find...
